u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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