windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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