do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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