Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He felt like a one man threesome
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Terrible idea I love it
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