I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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