margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
So squirting runs in the family.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
