I'm laying in your front yard are you home
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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