Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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