So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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