yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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