I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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