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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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