For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
sex in a hospital.. check
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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