i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
