Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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