I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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