thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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