Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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