what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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