i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
