I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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