i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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