they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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