a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Bring me that man meat
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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