i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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