I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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