It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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