am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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