i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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