My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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