I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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