So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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