Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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