I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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