I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
