this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
