If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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