Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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