I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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