all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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