Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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