That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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