This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Randomize
