I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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