wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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