Duck Duck Cougar?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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