There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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