Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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