You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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