i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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