ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
