I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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