He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I had to cum in my sink.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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