I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I didn't notice because vodka
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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