i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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