we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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