Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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